1. Thou shall not blow dust!

2. Thou shall NOT pick up Greenware by the handles.

3. Thou shall not touch projects that don't belong to thee.

4. Thou shall put all supplies back where they belong.

5. Thou shall let thy paint dry thoroughly between coats.

6. Thou shall write down the number of coats and colours of paints thou useth.

7. Thou shall carve thine initials or mark the bottom of thy projects.

8. Thou shall start projects more than two weeks before thou needest them.

9. Thou shalt believe thy teacher that the 'rusty red' paint on thy tree will fire to 'holly green'.

10. Thou shalt bring along the latest diet menues; photos of thy children or grandchildren; and thy best recipes – preferably with sample results.